Heartbroken..

This past summer I, like many young women fell in love with Micheal Phelps. He was determined, ambitious and wore those little swim pants that sat right below his hips....Anyway all my delusions about someday mothering super-swimmers was crushed when I hit up http://www.perezhilton.com to find a picture of "America's Hero" Micheal Phelps taking an enormous hit from a bong at a University of South Carolina party. Not only are my future plans ruined but the chances that we will see the merman swim again in 2012 may be wrecked as well. "A law that bans athletes for four-years for taking drugs has just hit the Olympic rule book." The one and only Sports Illustrated issue I own with Micheal Phelps drapped in his medals and topless has loss some of its luster....:(